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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Private-sector firms added just 37,000 jobs in May, the lowest total in more than two years - CNN

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

No go.

How many books do you read in a week and what are they, could you share one?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Scientists Knew Saber-Toothed Tigers Were Big — But This Skull Changes Everything - All That's Interesting

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

For what reasons would lawyers hesitate to use a legal AI product?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

I Got Ultherapy Instead of a Face-lift - The Cut

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Rick Pitino 'Feels Bad' For Tom Thibodeau After Knicks Firing - Sports Illustrated

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Still no good.

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...