What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:17

share office space ...
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Private-sector firms added just 37,000 jobs in May, the lowest total in more than two years - CNN
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
No go.
How many books do you read in a week and what are they, could you share one?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
For what reasons would lawyers hesitate to use a legal AI product?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
I Got Ultherapy Instead of a Face-lift - The Cut
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Rick Pitino 'Feels Bad' For Tom Thibodeau After Knicks Firing - Sports Illustrated
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...